A group of travelers were hanging out in their hostel lounge...
"Don't go in the bathroom--I just took a Messy Kaká," said the Scottsman.
"Ya, Riquelme with that stench, you got to light a match," said the Brasilian.
"Ballaks!" said the Brit, "Im a get me another Klose of Guiness--any takers?"
"No man, Im gonna play some ping-pong--I be tryin to Mascherano my serve man!" said the Jamaican.
"Lets go" said the Dutchman as he Beckhamed him over to the ping-pong Rooney.
But the Jamaican was already too busy smokin some Drogba.
"Damn, I Totti was gonna come play with me," Complained the Dutchman.
"Dida see dat?! That crazy American just rolled by in his Ford Zidane. What a Buffon!" exlaimed the Jamaican.