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Sunday, April 22, 2007

"Tearless Onion"


(to be spoken in a very sincere poetic-like verse)

And I cried last night for the first time...
...from an onion.

See now I dont even know if Ive just been cutting them the wrong way--
Or-- if they engineered onions to not make you cry anymore...?

But if thats the case...
Then..
I wish they would engineer women like that...

4-10-2007




links:

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2002/10/21/125657.php

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1590/is_6_59/ai_95845407

http://www.damngoodrecipes.com/articles/17_TearlessOnionChopping.html

http://home.howstuffworks.com/question539.htm

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